
Know what’s goldand what only glitters
Independent diligence on the internet business
you're looking to acquire.
Before you buy the MRR, understand the machine.
Scroll through the questions ↓- What has to remain true for this business to keep growing after you take over?
- Do the seller’s acquisition funnel, churn, and retention numbers match what public signals suggest?
- What does the competitive landscape look like? How are the winners scaling?
- Are you overpaying? What is a fair price for this business?
- How heavily does this business rely on ads?
- Is the SEO and broader content good enough to keep ranking?
- Does the business show up on ChatGPT, Claude, or Google AI?
- How is traction scaling across acquisition channels?
- Where are the three strongest opportunities to scale?
- If you spend $5,000 on marketing, what kind of revenue boost should you expect?
What has to remain true for this business to keep growing after you take over?
...Are some of the questions we help you answer.And then we go further.
Which low-effort funnel fixes could create an immediate revenue lift?
Which search terms bring buyers, not just traffic?
What is the clearest path to ranking higher in search and AI answers?
Is the product priced correctly, and which pricing changes could unlock more revenue?
What else could you sell to the customers you already have?
Which scalable, AI-powered marketing campaigns could unlock new revenue?
What do the downside, expected, and upside revenue forecasts look like?
Which growth lever should you pursue first, given your budget, skills, and appetite for risk?
Every answer comes with the evidence, confidence level, implications, and the next question it creates.
Read the sample report →Inspect the machine,
not just the MRR.
The report moves from “what happened?” to “what could happen next?” across the signals that change a deal.
UI quality, onboarding, performance, positioning, pricing, proof, and the AI-slop tax on conversion.
Who is quietly becoming dangerous?
What got it here?
- 01Founder-led launch moments
- 02Comparison pages ranking
- 03Independent YouTube tutorials
- 04Small but credible referral loop
Turn scattered tutorial demand into a partner-led acquisition loop.
Examples, expected effort, budget, evidence, dependencies, and what a good result could look like.
Is this a good-looking past, or a business with a better future?
How it works

1. AI agents pull the public and private trail
We collect more than 30 public signals for the business and its strongest competitors, from ad activity and search demand to founder distribution, reviews, traffic, content, and AI visibility.

2. Compare like with like
The target and its competitors go through the same benchmarks across acquisition, funnel quality, product, content, reviews, and design. That makes the gaps, strengths, and suspicious claims easier to see.
3. Agent findings and evidence are analysed by me.
Agents normalize and cross-check the evidence. I crunch the numbers, resolve contradictions, apply operating context, and decide what matters for the deal.
Learn more about me4. You get an extensive, practical report with a decision.
The final report gives you the verdict, risks, credible upside, fair-price framing, seller questions, confidence levels, and cited evidence within 24 hours.
See what the report looks likeBest suited to businesses that live and grow online.
Micro-SaaS
SaaS
AI tools
D2C ecommerce
Newsletters and niche media
Content and SEO businesses
Social media accounts and communities
Mobile apps and browser extensions
About me
I've been a VC investor, an AI engineer, and a software founder. I bring all three lenses to the deal.
I spent the last three years at a blue-chip global VC, evaluating hundreds of deals across AI, SaaS, and other internet businesses. The job was to move past the pitch and examine the founders, market, competition, traction, acquisition channels, retention, pricing, product quality, design, taste, and whether the numbers actually supported the story.
That meant living in data. I would pull from many sources, reconcile conflicting signals, reconstruct funnels, compare a company with its competitors, and work out what it would really take to win across search, content, social, paid acquisition, and product-led growth.
After enough deals, you build a feel for the benchmarks. You learn what a healthy funnel looks like, which channels tend to work at each stage, where growth usually breaks, when good design is doing real commercial work, and when a business has more upside than its current numbers reveal.
Reports from $199.Scoped to the decision.
Complex scopes can run to $1,999. The final quote reflects the acquisition, the business, the analysis required, and the turnaround.
Book a consultationWe discuss the business, the acquisition, and what this diligence needs to help you decide.
On one call, I walk you through how I will break the problem down, what I will analyse, and why.
The finished report lands within 24 to 72 hours.

